Mehday Overload!

June 21st, 2010

I can’t stop rubbing my eyes like a child, my brainz hurt and my throat is closing up… and I had one of the most surreal experiences like, ever this evening.

To say that today has been a Mehday is an understatement – after a weekend spent in bed, mostly asleep, today was never going to be easy. But brainstorming sessions, manic work and too much to try and get through aside, I survived. Then this evening I went through to the epic bridal mecca that is Bridal Co at Canal Walk, where my fellow bridesmaids and I went to choose and try on our dresses. The bride also tried on her final choice, and seeing her out there in that dress, I wanted to burst into tears. She looks so perfect, like every bride dreams of being! Our dresses are pretty awesome too, low cut and flouncy in layered chiffon, knee-length with a subtle sexiness… in the most gorgeous shade or purpley plum – considering that all of us are blue eyed, it is a great colour thank god.

It was so intense though, the shop is like one massive one-stop place for brides. From endless racks of breathtaking dresses to bridesmaid dresses in all styles and colours, to shoes and accessories, hen party get up and even honeymoon gear. I was completely overwhelmed by the wedding dresses… each one was more elaborate and beautiful than the other, in white, ivory and cream… beaded, feathered, detailed, tulled… it was all just too much! I walked out of there feeling quite overcome, lord knows how the bride-to-be felt! How do you know that the dress is *the one* when there are SO MANY of them to choose from?! It was too much!

I am now utterly exhausted, my glands are sore, my head is sore, I can’t swallow properly and it is beyond freezing out there. Law & Order is coming up, I have my hot chocolate, and then I am going to relish a hot bubble bath and bed.

Still reeling from that bridal overload… is it just me, or are those places just way too hectic?!

These are a few of my favourite things (the winter edition)

June 17th, 2010

While the tourists seem to think it’s high summer, and are walking around the city with tiny shorts and tee-shirts (and those are just the guys!), the rest of us are freezing our asses off in Cape Town lately. The sun is shining, but there is snow on the mountain and as temperatures drop below 10 degrees, the layers come on and the comfort seeking begins in earnest.

Right now, my favourite things involve self-indulgence and small comforts – with stress trying its best to take me down, and tonsils not co-operating either, it’s been a challenging week but I am determined to come out it positive and sorted. I worked on my horror tonight for the first time in months, and I am hauling ass back to gym tomorrow and trying to avoid Long Street for a bit and behave myself this weekend. Emphasis on trying, but that is the plan anyway! ;-)

So in the interest of self-indulgent habits and all that, my favourite things right now are these…

1. bubble baths

Every day when I get home from work, the first thing I do is run myself a hotter than hell bubble bath, pour a glass of wine and settle back for a good soak. I’m loving the Palmolive Aromatherapy Bath Foam (the stress one and the vitality one especially) and I also add some of my stress relief oil for good measure. I put on one of my masks, and I watch the kitten try not to fall in as he buggers around on the edge trying to figure out how he can get in without getting wet. Good times!

2. wine

Red, white, sparkling – Shiraz, Merlot, Chenin, Brut… it doesn’t really matter. I’m an equal opportunist wine drinker, I love all wine. From the cheap and cheerful Woolies Lite Shiraz to the delightful Krone Borealis, wine is a crucial ingredient to a good pamper session. And after a bad day, it is darn near vital!

3. biker jacket

I got this jacket last month, and am loving it more all the time. It goes with everything – especially jeans and peep-toes, and it’s surprisingly warm too. I like the old skool vibe, and had been wanting one for years so really stoked to have found this one. I plan to wear it to Holly’s eighties themed 30th this weekend, although what else I’ll wear is still a tough one!

Gosh, I had so many other things but the France vs Mexico game is starting soon and the neighbours are trying to drown out my Sisters of Mercy with their TV. I still have quite a bit of work to get through tonight, so will have to watch the soccer as I work – not ideal since it’s friggin France who are playing (ladies, remember this hottie?!) but such is life. Maybe I’ll just watch the first half. ;-)

Waka Waka!

June 14th, 2010

I seem to be constantly humming the K’naan Waving Flag song (that or Waka Waka), and I have a date with an American who fell on my foot on Saturday – yup, World Cup feVAH is here my friends, and I for one am loving it!

Friday saw the kick off of the SWC, and with no work done all day (not to mention an hour long power cut on Kloof Street) we finally got out at 1pm. Holly met me outside my office, and after a quick carbo load at Nandos we headed down to Long Steet. The vibe was incredible, fans everywhere, vuvus going non stop, loads of happy people, bars and balconies overloaded… such a vibe. We got to Neighbourhood, where we had luckily gotten a private room at the back (thanks to my lovely bosses!). The rest of the gang from work rocked up with assorted buddies, then Blade rolled up, and while we did have some gate crashers, it only added to the vibe.

private room @ hood

After a drink or two, we watched the opening ceremony, which had me clapping in delight – really just blew me away, whatever the haters want to say. Every time Tutu came on, the entire building cheered, and much laughter was had when R Kelly came on too. The whole thing was so Ayoba and South African, I loved it!

the balcony party gets underway

Meanwhile on the balcony, a massive party was going down – there was impromptu drumming an a vuvuzela band blowing in time to the drums, much shoza loza and national anthem singing, a huge deal of foot stamping and jumping – so much that the balcony was shaking! The back bar was the perfect place to get in on the action outside and still see the TV. Once the game started for realz, we squeezed back inside to watch Bafana defend their asses off. I will admit sheepishly that we *may* have been outside drinking during the second half – but I watched bits through the door. Also, with huge queues for the ladies bathroom, we also got to watch on the big screen in the main dining area.

long street gees!

By the time the game had drawn 1:1, the balcony was where it was all going down. Tequila was had, vuvuzela’s were blown, and down on Long Street, the gees was off the charts. Fans flooded the street from the top to the bottom, with South Africans, French, Nigerian and many others joining the action on the street. At one point a little boy did an awesome little soccer presentation with his ball, with other fans joining in. The atmosphere was so amazing, with no bad vibes at all – just incredible happiness and GEES!

nigerian fan procession

One of my favourite bits was the procession of Nigerian fans, who had a traditional witch doctor type with them, plus drums and dancing and the whole shebang. Watching them coming down Long just took my breath away, it was incredible to see! They stopped outside for a while, and we got to watch from the balcony – not even the videos I took quite captured the moment!

From that point on, things started getting a little manic. Some friends joined us, more tequila was had, and eventually at some point I had decided I’d had enough, and I was determined to walk home. Holly wouldn’t let me walk alone luckily, but with so many people it was just like town on a typical lunch time, so was all good (even if my feet were killing me by the time we got to my hill). Walking up sans hangover was a bonus on Saturday morning!

It has only just begun really, and with some exciting games ahead, I’m amped for the next month. Besides, with so many hot tourists in the city, it’s like summer in Cape Town, but even more so… loving it! ;-)

I hope your World Cup moment was awesome wherever you were in the world, and I hope that this feVAH hits each of us big time!

It is HERE, feeeel it!

SWC: Ladies Guide to Bafana Bafana

June 9th, 2010

So Mexico is kinda lacking when it comes to hot players – this is good news, as it leaves us to focus on our boys instead! You might be thinking that Bafana has Matthew Booth and that’s about it… but there are a few hotties worth watching on Friday…

Lance Davids – #7

Lance Davids

Look at that gorgeous face – he is just adorable! Lance plays midfield, and wears the #7 top. At 25 he’s just a baby, but having been discovered by former Bafana Bafana coach Stuart Baxter in 2004 at the age of just 18, he’s had plenty of experience. Watch him because… that smile has dimples, I am sure of it!

MacBeth Sibaya – #6

MacBeth Sibaya

MacBeth is now my new favourite name, I wish I had thought of that when I got my kitten! Also, he has killer dreads and a cool attitude. MacBeth made his debut for for the national team nine years ago in a FIFA World Cup™ qualifier against Malawi. Watch him because… he looks like he would be fun to party with!

Teko Modise – #11

Teko Modise

Ok, maybe he’s not quite a Ronaldo or the French god… but our boy Teko is one of Bafana’s hottest players, and he is going to be one to watch throughout the World Cup. Despite falling out of grace during the Confed Cup, he is still a brilliant player, and hopefully the SWC will bring him back to glory once again! Watch him because… he is one of the top players on the squad.

Matthew Booth – #14

Mathew Booth

There’s no way you will miss this defender on the field – firstly, he’s the only white guy on the team, secondly he’s huge and thirdly, he plays defense. Much-loved by every South African, Booth is the boy wonder who is bringing the team much-needed energy and oomph. Watch him because… he’s going to stop the other guys from scoring!

Anele Ngongca – #5

Anele Ngcongca

Another defender, Anele is one of the team’s important players – keeping the other team from scoring and tackling to the death. At only 22, he is a bit of a ‘mystery man’ but has slowly shown his potential to be a national team gem with talent and composure. Watch him because… he’s going to kick ass and take names (and also, he looks like Simon Webb from Blue, kinda, hehe).

Well, I know who MY favourite favourite is… who is yours?

P.S. You can check out the full FIFA SWC squad list for the full team.

#SWC – Feel it, it is HERE!

June 9th, 2010

Today I joined thousands of fellow South Africans in a Vuvuzela Moment at noon. To say that it was an emotionally charged experience is an understatement – I was close to tears as I saw bergies, office workers, restaurant staff, car guards, etv crew and every other Kloof Street local (I swear I even saw a Kloof Street Druggie!) unite to blow our vuvezelas, wave our flags, hoot our horns and smile like complete maniacs. I felt so damn proud to be part of this nation, and the atmosphere on Kloof Street was just so unbelievable… it is finally hitting home for many of us, the Soccer World Cup is HERE at last, and we are all part of it!

The boss is letting us off at 1pm on Friday AND he’s organised a section at Neighbourhood. So I will be watching the kick off at my favourite place, with great people, in the greatest city on Earth. If that isn’t reason enough to go crazy and get swept away by SWC Fever, than fuck, I don’t know! And for all the haters who don’t want to join in, you are missing out on the chance to celebrate one of the biggest events for this country EVER.

Here are some pics from today’s ‘gees’ awesomeness…

Yes, I look like I’m smoking the damn thing, and yes, I also look like I’m about to pass out. It’s harder than it looks though, especially with one hand! I still need to work on my vuvu skills, but I’m getting there. ;-)

Where were you during the Vuvuzela Moment, and where will you be on Friday?

World Cup 2010: The Ladies Guide to Soccer

June 7th, 2010

So, the World Cup is just days away, and I don’t know about y’all, but I am so darn excited I can hardly wait! It’s going to mad, it’s going to be huge, and most of all, it’s going to be our chance to shine!

I am quite a soccer fan, and compared to almost all other sports, soccer is one of the few games that I can watch on my own easily. I love the game for many reasons… the excitement, fast-paced action, intense battles to defend and score… and let’s be honest, the players. To make things easier for all the ladies out there who are wondering which teams to watch, I have compiled this handy World Cup 2010 Guide.

Italy: Fabio Cannavaro

Fabio Cannavaro

I doubt there is a lady out there who doesn’t know who the Italian captain is, and as last World Cup’s champions, the Italian team are even more important to watch. All you need to know about Italy is that they have the hottest players. Don’t believe me? Check out the famous shoot from the 2006 World Cup. Things to say to Fabio: “permítame ver su kleins de calvin” (let me see your Calvin Kleins).

Spain: Fernando Torres

Fernando Torres

This Liverpool golden boy has quite a Becks vibe, with hot tattoos and hair bands. A killer on the field, he’s also rather dishy off field. There’s nothing quite like blond haired, blue eyed boys from Spain… especially with the regal features. Things to say to Torres: “tendré a sus bebés” (I will have your babies).

Portugal: Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo

One of soccer’s biggest stars, and former Man U secret weapon, this Real Madrid hottie needs no introduction. Sexy, charismatic and a dream to watch on the field, he will be owning it for Portugal in a big way! Things to say to Ronaldo: “Perdi meu urso de peluche, dormirá comigo esta noite?” (I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?)

USA: Benny Feilhaber

Benny Feilhaber

Born in Brazil, Benny moved to the US when he was six. A whizz on the field, he is also rather easy on the eye (what is it with boys from Brazil, sheesh!). He plays midfielder, both for the US national team and some arb Danish team. Things to say to Benny: “….” (I don’t you about you, but I would just stare mindlessly, hehe).

France: Yoann Gourcuff

Yoann Gourcuff

Seriously?! This French god will be pulling me to every game that France plays, even if they totally suck! I can’t even begin to try and pronounce his name but my dodgy French *may* help a teeny bit, haha. Things to say to Yoann: “Me prendre avec vous, s’il vous plaît!” (take me with you, please!)

Serbia: Zoran Toši?

Zoran Toši?

Well now, I would totally not say no to being a mail order bride for this one. At only 22 years old, this rising Man U star is also quite a valuable addition to the Serbia team. What we need to know though is that he plays left wing, and he’s hot with a silent J. Things to say to Zoran: “…” (translation tool broke, clearly the things I want to say are not suitable for public opinion, hehe)

South Korea: Lee Chung Yong

Lee Chung Yong

He’s hot, he’s Asian and he’s only 21. Bolton’s South Korean midfielder is turning a lot of heads, both on and off the field. Hard to believe how young he is, but with that cool composition, he will be one to watch. Things to say to Lee: “pick me, pick me!”.

(part 2 coming soon – watch this space!)

Just another manic #mehday

June 7th, 2010

soon my pretty, soon...

Mondays suck at the best of times, but after a hectic weekend in winter, they take on a new mehness. Friday was one of the most bizare and hectique days, from the drama at lunchtime at the Spar on Kloof Street when cops chased a thief through the shop, to witnessing a car break in on my road in the evening, and then having my electricity run out halfway through The Mask, all I could do was stay on my couch and ride it out.

Saturday was a whole other ball game – with beautiful weather, and shopping at China Town with my aunt (man I love that place!) and then some work, I joined up with Holly at the Mexican Shabeen. This mad place is a temporary bar that’s been set up for the duration of the World Cup, in the Strand Towers Hotel parking lot. Half price drinks all day, a totally South African and mental vibe, cool tunage, a dancefloor that was pumping at 6PM, and a few too many double vodka Redbulls, and you get the idea of how this place is. We then went through to Neighbourhood to meet Blade. It was a strange night, but not altogether such a bad one… after heading through to Dubliner and a few detours, things *may* have gotten a little hazy. Luckily help was on hand, and I woke up on Sunday morning somewhere on Kloof Nek, relieved and a little hungover, minus my cardigan and minus my Blackberry cover.

Yesterday I somehow managed to get some work done, and fit in a nap. DT tried to lure me out, and if I hadn’t been working, I would have been there in a second, but with no brainz and no concentration, I had to try and get stuff done, and luckily I succeeded.

The less said about today, the better – I hate this weather, and I could really do with more weekend! Able to have a relatively calm one this evening at least, then tomorrow there’s the final comedy night at the Purple Turtle to look forward to. And then… the fun begins on Friday with the Bafana vs. Mexico game!

It’s all so exciting to think that it’s finally here, and while obviously the Brazil team are the ones I’m most interested to see, I’ll also be rooting on Bafana like it’s nobody’s business – am SO proud that we have gotten this far, and even though I haven’t gotten my supporter t-shirt yet, I plan to be screaming my lungs out for our boys on Friday afternoon along with the rest of the country.

Feel it, it is HERE!

Attack of the mehdays

June 3rd, 2010

Long Street, I'll be back soon, I promise...

Dear Diary,

Today really sucked.

Kisses,
Rox

No really, I knew I had made a stupid decision to not take the whole week off as soon as I opened my eyes this morning and tried to get out of bed. The colder it gets, the more awesome my feather duvet gets (trust me, even the cat agrees with me on this one), and the more grumpy and bleary I am in the mornings. Going back to work today was not much fun, nor was clearing out my inbox. Even though it dragged on like no-one’s business, finally it was 5pm. Phew.

Despite the pity party and mehs, a few positive thoughts have shone through…

* The most heavenly roast veg and feta tarts at Caramello’s for lunch.
* Difficult client finally signing off on content (only after the 6th version!)
* Starting a great new project which is totally my kinda client… beauty products, w00t.
* Endless cups of green tea (but no espresso today, sucks).
* Some fun betting and typical mayhem with the copy team.
* My lovely white coat (seriously the best thing I’ve gotten this winter so far).
* Brie and avo on rye for dinner tonight (because I can).
* Krone and chocolates (again, because I can).
* A looooong bubble bath (as soon as I publish this post).
* Saturday rugby mayhem with Holly (half price drinks all day, unlikely they have Patron but you never know!)
* Friday tomorrow, can I get a whoop, whoop!

Of course, I still need to get through a somewhat fair sized pile of work this evening. Don’t think my brain is quite ready for the challenge, but perhaps after some seriaas self-indulgent wallowing in bubble bath I might be ready to tackle the workload.

One last hurdle and it’s the weekend. I can do this!

Back to surreality

June 2nd, 2010

water is fine, wish I was there...

These two days of leave have come and gone so quickly, and have been so busy, that I can’t quite believe they’re almost over already. At least tomorrow is Thursday, and should be another awesome weekend ahead… but still. I am feeling a little zombified, more so than usual I mean. May has just been the most insane month, been pushing the limit in more ways than one, but one thing I haven’t done is to get out of the city to see my sister.

Going to see what I can do, even though they have moved down from the mountain (so tragic, was the most beautiful place ever!), still really miss seeing her and the animals. The idea of sitting at the P-berg Hotel with an ice cold quartz of Hunters Dry, talking kak and just zoning out is unbelievably tempting right now. Come to think of it, so is the thought of a balcony on a warm winter’s day… hmm.

Whatever the case, tired and spaced out as I am, I’m going to go ahead and call this week pretty awesome. Even if work tomorrow will mostly be anything but. *sigh*

Jack Parow in jou moeder se huisie…

June 2nd, 2010

Seriously been killing this Jack Parow song lately, yes I know it’s not new but I love him and Die Antwoord more and more. Awesome shiz, and local is lekker after all. ;-)

Jack Parow – Cooler As Ekke

Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want jy rook Yves Saint Laurent sigarette
Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want jy’t ‘n tattoo van ‘n slang op jou tette.
Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, want jy’t ‘n plakkaat van Led Zeppelin bo jou bed
Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, want jy’s elke jaar by die J&B Met.

Jy’s ou nuus, ek kom met rou beats
Jy lê en wag, ek gan soek iets
Jy’s ice tea, ek’s witblits
Jy’s lite bier, ek’s spirits
Jy’s die ou met die new fresh look
Ek’s die ou met die Pep Stores broek
Ek watch jou, jy koekeloer oukes
jy forward nog Vernon Koekemoer jokes
Ek’s fantasties, jy’s spasties
Ek vat an poppies, jy raak an klein kids
Jy’s Tim Voster, ek’s Chris Edwards
Jy’s innie bosse, ek rol innie vet shit
Jy’s boring soos liedjies ommie kampvuur
my styl slick sneak suutjies soos ‘n vampier
jou styl kak sag soos ‘n pink marshmallow
meisies skree vir net “one night in parow”

Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want jy hang saam met models en ek hang saam met slette
Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want ek’s ‘n rapper en jy sing in falsette
Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, want ek ry op met die bus en jy vlieg op met ‘n jet
Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, want jy ry in ‘n Peugeot twee nul ses

Jy rol met ‘n selfoon in jou pen
Ek rol nog met ‘n 3310
My styl gooi sexy korrek
Jy dra nog fokken Mr Price Red
As ek instap skrikkie hele fokken bar
Jy kry nog fokken geld by jou ma
Ek los die hele jol papnat
As jy instap begin die hele jollie pad vat
ek’s Amerika, jys Irak
ek bomb jou lat die kak slap spat
Ek’s ‘n Bic pen, jy’s ‘n Mont Blanc
Jy loop rond met fokken skuim op jou mond-rand
Ek’s original jy’s gecopy
Ek’s ‘n flash drive jy’s ‘n floppy
Jy maak of jy alles het ma jy’s fake
Jack Parow bra ek lewe soos n straatmeit

Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want jy drink by Ku De Ta en ek drink by De Dekke
Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want jy’s die gentleman, bra eksie prette
Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, want ek hou vakansie in Hartenbos en jy hou vakansie in Quebec.
Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, omdat jy die nuwe issue van One Small Seed het

Jack Parow bra ek’s n poes woes
Jy eet caviar en couscous
Ek drink Klipdrif, jy drink Peroni
Jy’t vriende in Swede, ek het vriende in Benoni
Ek koop al my klere by die local Pep Stores save more
Jy koop al jou fokken klere by a store
Jy dra net fokken Polo shirts
Shame, jy luister na die Dirty Skirts
My naam’s Parow, dik heavy uitgeskollie
Jy lyk soos Jeremy de Tollie
Jack Parow, die life van die party
Jy dra net fokken Issey Miyake
Jy’s too cool for school, eks mos kief
Ek’s grasshopper, jys Lacoste sportief
Jy lat die koek flop, ek lat die huis rys
Jou meisie het ‘n foto van my piel op haar Space Case