Category Archives: Boyzillas

How did I miss this?

Nothing hotter than a hardcore in a suit. I watched The Transporter the other night, and just can’t believe I didn’t notice Jason Statham til now. He was even in my all time favourite Jet Li movie, The One, yet I totally failed to notice his awesomeness. I always notice the hardcore shaved heads too, because they’re usually the hottest ones. I have to get The Transporter on DVD, that movie is too cool for school. Awe-inspiring car chases, axe … Read More »

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Oui Oui Monsieur!

Going in to the office isn’t too much of a hardship at all really. There are two hot French interns working there at the moment, one is from France, the other is French Canadian. Not quite this hot, but close enough Mon dieu, those accents are awesome. Even saying totally arb things like ‘we’re going to the shops’ comes out sounding hot. They’re a little young though, earlyish twenties is a kak age for boys and generally they should be … Read More »

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Amazing Race Winners: Hot

Yup yup, I knew their hotness would prevail Of course I was rooting for them from the word go, but the models took the finish line and the $1 million. It was awesome, but would have been even better if they had thrown off their shirts or something. Or is that just a soccer victory thing? This is how it feels to win a million dollars This totally makes up for those annoying hippies taking the race from the frat … Read More »

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Becks is Hardcore, Will Climb Kilimanjaro

Perfect as always This really made my day. It turns out the beautiful Becks will be climbing Kilimanjaro at some point in the future. The date hasn’t been set yet due to his footie schedule, but Bono has managed to talk him into doing the big climb with West Ham’s goalie, Robert Green – to raise money for Unicef nogal, pretty impressive indeed. As long as he doesn’t fall off or die in a blizzard and get eaten by his … Read More »

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I Can Haz Game?

I don’t know when it happened exactly, I’m guessing it was last year, but somewhere along the line my attitude to dating and the ‘game’ took a turn for the worse. Not that I wasn’t a menace to boys everywhere before that, or that I didn’t have my share of increasingly outrageous times. But I used to have the right take on things, and it was all fun and games. Last year something kinda broke though, and took my mojo, … Read More »

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Marvelous Manly Man of the Month

Tasty Torsos are all very well, but I’ve decided to be less shallow and look at the whole package (no, not that package) and take a look at one Marvelous Manly Man each month who kicks serious ass on a wider scale. So, this month was no contest, Nigel Barker is the MMMM winner for April. Here’s why… With his British and Sri Lanka mix, and his earlier modeling career, and that build… not to mention the jawline, he could … Read More »

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Torso Of The Week: Jonathan Bennet

Torsos: Distracting After too much intense research and thinking on the ALF stuff, I have been making a big effort to distract myself and up my zen. Last night I decided to give my poor aching muscles a break and watch Mean Girls, with some wine and chocolate. Damn, I was glad I made that choice when I saw the tres cute object of adoration in the movie, who I found out is played by Jonathan Bennett. He’s got a … Read More »

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Ronaldo vs Torres

IOL had a whole point-for-point analysis on who the greatest soccer star of this generation is: Man Utd’s Cristiano Ronaldo or Liverpool’s Fernando Torres. The overall consensus was a draw, so I decided to continue this analysis a bit… Ronaldo: Profile Score: 10/10 Ok, perhaps I’m a bit biased here as a Man United supporter, but Ronaldo has been a firm favourite for ages. He’s a shit hot player, and is a demon when he gets hold of the ball … Read More »

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Tantalizing Thursday

There are just no words… sjoe… Ok, I know there must be other worthy torsos out there. But David Beckham just seems to blow them all out of the water all the bloody time. I even wonder if he’s human sometimes, it just doesn’t seem possible for anyone to look so crafted and chiseled. He must just keep his mouth closed and not speak, that just destroys the whole thing. Anyway, apparently Becks has a new chappie on his left … Read More »

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Rubgy: Vaguely Interesting

Run Dan, Run… Last night my mate and I decided to get our Friday on, and were planning a spot of beer and pool at The Shack when her new man called and commanded us to the River Club to watch the rugby. I usually avoid rugby, and unless I am very drunk, I just don’t get the big deal about it at all. But what the hell, it was Friday, so figured why not. We could always go and … Read More »

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