
His hat is like a shark’s fin
Now that makes me feel better still – turns out today is LL Cool J’s 41st birthday! That man is a legend of note, from his cheesy beginnings with classics like I’m Bad, to his epic acting that gives every movie a whole new vibe.
My favourite LL movie has got to be Deep Blue Sea, which remains my favourite movie and has everything from manic sharks to Thomas Jane, ridiculous plot twists and LL Cool J with a parrot. Priceless stuff, and the music video is just the best thing ever…
Please take a moment to check out the lyrics, major awesomeness right there.
Uh, my hat is like a shark’s fin
Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark’s fin
Manmade terror
Hungry jaws of death
Y’all don’t cross my depths
I’ll pause your breaths
I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues
Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves
My world’s deep blue
Killers gotta eat too
Looking for human flesh to rip my teeth through
Other fish in the sea but Barracudas ain’t equal
To a half human predator created by a needle
Jet black eyes baby they stare while you sleep
When your Titanic sinks I’m the one you gon’ meet
Hearing terrified screams they surround my team
All you see is trails of blood
Even God won’t intervene
It doesn’t get better than that, sterling stuff indeed. Here’s wishing LL a happy birthday, and on the count of three let’s all start chanting ‘Go LL, Go LL, Go Go, Go LL…’ to mark this momentous occasion.