Male models: lots
As most of us know, Cape Town is one of the most diverse places in the world, and town in particular is a huge mix of all types of people. Over this past year I have met, dated, befriended and avoided a wide range of boys from all over the world – from Cape Town to Norway.
Some of them have been awesome, some have been a waste of oxygen. Some have become very good friends, others have gotten my interest, and still others have been more trouble than they are worth.
So, with this very generalized but rather broad cross-section of boys, and it being that time of year when we like to look back on things, I thought a Boys of the World round-up would be a nice way to reflect on things.
This list is based on my own experiences and my friends’ experiences, but obviously it is not a be all and end all list – this is just our views on boys. Enjoy…! Oh and if any lady out there would like to add anything to the list, drop me a mail and I will update the list. 
Boys of the World 2008
Best Kissers: American, Brazilian and Cape Town ADDED: Irish, Hungarian
Best Dancers: Argentinian and Brazilian
Best Manners: German, American and Brazilian
Biggest Players: Cape Town, Argentinian, Irish
Drunkest: Irish, British
Dodgiest: Nordic
Funniest: British, Irish, American, Cape Town
Overbearing: Argentinian
Most Likely To Call: British, American, German
Least Likely To Call: Cape Town
Most Fun: American, British, Irish, Cape Town
Least Fun: Brazilian, Argentinian
Most Mature: Americans
Least Mature: Cape Town, Argentinians, British
Best Wingmen: Kenyan-Ugandans turned Cape Town natives
I could go on forever, but the point here is that the boys you THINK will be the best, are often not all that. And the ones you think you would never date can turn out to be the best ones of all.
Boys all over the world are full of shit, as a gender men are just as complicated as women, just in different ways. Every one of them has the potential to be a total doos or a total honey… it just depends on the boy.
And right now, American’s are my favourite type of boy. 
LoL @ dodgiest
Trust me, I say that for good reason. Waaay dodgy, hehe.
Hehe, that’s a pretty cool list Rox. Can you give me some insights into the inner workings of the lesser spotted JHB male too perhaps?
Hehehe, they’re a lot like Cape Town boys, but less assholes and players.
Not surprised at all about the drunkest! ~But why are Nordics the dodgiest?
Me and a friend of mine got a somewhat indecent proposal from a pair of Nordic dudes. Hot as they were, all the ones I have met have been a little bit too free and easy.
Hungarians are really good kissers! There certainly are assholes in Joburg – the guys that think driving a fancy car entitles them to whatever they want, regardless of their drab unfortunate personalities. There are also a large number of stalker types, especially in the East!! Cape Town men have definitely impressed me. It must be the Mountain…or the Kelp.
Hahaha, must be the kelp for sure.
I have also just got word that Irish also crack the ‘best kisser’ list, will have to update.
I guess all the Joburg boys I know have mostly been here in Cape Town, bar a few. I actually don’t know that many, have to admit.
…hmm perhaps i should compile a list.
Girls of the UN: the good the bad and the ugly.
The re precautions of kelp indulgence …*working title*
Awesome, look forward to seeing that list!
thanks for adding my irishman mmmm…i still maintain cape town guys are good in bed…
thanks for adding my irishman mmmm…i still maintain cape town guys are good in bed…it just takes a frigging long time to get there cause cape town guys take forever to close the deal…
Bwhahahaha, too true!
You going to try join us tomorrow night? Keen to get to Deco Dance for some cheese.
@PIC u still livin in jane austen days? whats stopin you from closin the deal?!
What the hell, Jane Austen… dude. LOL
P.S. CPT boys are what’s stopping us closing the deal.
Cause you dont want to appear to be a ho bag or too eager or too full of shit, there is always a fine line with Cape Town men and most of the time they just want to fuck…Where is the love?
So no Jane Austen, i think its just all about the never ending search for a man that isnt a commitment phobic and who is actually interested in having a conversation, falling in love and having lots of sex…nympho tendency aside…
isnt a commitment phobic
having a conversation
falling in love
having lots of sex
sounds like a plot line of a jane austen book
i get it though. besides, i prefer to be the hunter..its the way I’m built.
So do i, i love to eliminate the weak.