Po came to the rescue the other day, helping some of us figure out what we need… with a little help from Google.
Google has a pretty good understanding of our needs it transpires, and it’s easier and cheaper than a magic 8 ball – all you need to do is enter [insert name here] needs and your needs will be clear!
I need (wait for it)… to supply padding for the foam pit. I also need to turn 13 more or gain 320 more Vampire points to reach the next level and a FUCKING VACATION (Google’s words, not mine).
Here’s what some of you lot need (I know you’ll love these):
302 needs to breath to make power the anemic heads
Dolce needs to do “sexy”, because that’s what they’re good at
DT needs to survive the initial onslaught
ChrisM needs to find or create one like that
CJC needs Assessment Report to learn more
Aren’t the interwebs amazing?!
and here i thought it was a lot of money
Nope, Google thinks the anemic heads are more important. Never question Google’s logic, it knows all.
and here i thought you needed more isidingo after 7pm
Hehe, I prefer my soapie fix a bit at a time.
I’m not sure about the foam pit padding, and not too keen on being 13 again or getting vampire points, but the VACATION I can do with.
I have no idea why chocolate hasn’t been mentioned at all here, now that I think of it.
HaHaHa – that is so unbelievably true. I really do need to survive the initial onslaught!
LOL
Best you start planning that vacation!
Hehehe, I thought you’d like that one.
So have you? Supplied padding for the foam pit? I have contacts at Gordon’s gymnastics club, if you want.
Well, it also occurred to me that maybe I should be looking at nightclubs with foam pits… may have more value, hehehe.
Although, the last time I was at a foam party was many moons ago, and the padding would most likely be in the human form, so maybe not.
Hell yes sister….Google is remarkable!
*grin*
Hehehehe!
The irony that everyone is missing here is that Google could actually rather accurately tell you what your habits are and what you ‘need’.
This about it:
They run your mail | Gmail;
They run your calendar | Google Calendar;
They run your www access | Chrome;
They run your PC | GOose (OS);
They know your browsing habits | Adsense;
They manage your documents | Google Docs;
They own youtube. the end.. haha
I think i’ve made my point. Google is our Matrix.. watch your backs
Sjoe, scary thoughts indeed!