Doom Fresh: Fuck That, I’d Rather Have Roaches


Vile, disgusting stuff!

For the last week at work or so I’ve been wafts of a very distinctive, vile smell that I KNEW could only be Doom Fresh, but I was unable to prove this until today when I saw our cleaning lady use the disgusting stuff when I was making tea. I swear, I have never stirred and removed tea bag as fast, I had to get the hell out of there before the smell took over.

It is beyond my sphere of comprehension why the makers of Doom Fresh thought that making a bug spray smell like lemon would actually be a good idea. The odorless ones do the job and don’t smell like a toilet-spray infused bathroom after a bad case of the runs, and the plain old bug spray smelling ones at least just smell like bug spray, but lemon scented… hell no!

If it came to a choice of Doom Fresh or cockroaches, I’d rather deal with the roaches – at least they don’t smell like the pits of hell.

Comments:

  1. 302 says:

    the city’s just one big ‘roach’ you are justed doomed if you don’t accept it.

  2. Roxilla says:

    Well that still doesn’t justify lemon scented bug spray, lol.

  3. 302 says:

    true should come with a warning only for people who live in suburbia, city dwellers do odourless or nuthin’

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