You slice your thumb open when using your brand new cheese slicer on a Friday evening when you’re already feeling sick and tired and have already had a shit week and now your weekend looks set to be shit too and you won’t be able to put on gloves and therefore you won’t be able to train for at least a week and it’s just so damn shitty! Thumb slicers: not as innocent as they look Ja, it sure as …
It’s Tuesday. And since it’s Tuesday, I decided that some decent eye candy was in order to get us girls through the rest of the week. Ryk is my ultimate eye candy. Ultimate. Not too muscular, not too oafish, cute smile, green eyes, tall… Feast away.
And it wasn’t all that bad either. Aside from the common misconception people make that I am letting Rox in the City go (ok, I know I don’t post there alot, so sue me.), the only real issue is AdSense and for some reason my blue bits. I shall leave the AdSense on until I find a cool sponsor who will supply me with cool stuff. The blue bits, hmm. I mean, sheesh… I get flak for being too pink, …
Ta da! At last, my lucky Hammerhead shark revealed in all its sharky glory… Please admire the Wonder Woman shorts as well as the tattoo I know I’m biased, but DAAAMN what an awesome tat. Not too girly after all hey Dari?! Here’s the ‘soft focus black and white’ version. It may not feature my wicked WW shorts, but it still rox. # 4: The Lucky Shark
This makes so much sense, just need to find that switch to decide who to fall in love with! Boredom is the sensation you feel when you meet a nice man. No rockets explode, no stars fall from the sky. In the absence of excitement you feel irritable and awkward. You are used to negative traits and behavior and you feel comfortable with them. You become fearful when a man is willing to be there for you emotionally as well …
Aaaaah, there is nothing like idling away a few hours on a hot beach! Like, seriously? It totally rox! On Sunday me and few friends made a mission out past Gordons Bay to a divine spot just near Kool Baai (which is my favorite beach ever). I think the beach is just known as The Caves, but whatever – it’s an awesome spot and so not like most beaches in Cape Town. By that I mean people go there to …
It’s sure been a crap month so far. And when the going gets tough, the tough get tattoo’s. I had been planning my 4th one for a while, and right about now would be a good time. So, what am I getting? A tiny Hammerhead shark, swimming up my arm. I love sharks, and since I already have a monkey on my back, it seems fitting to have a shark on my arm. Here are my other tattoo’s: # 1: …
I found this fabulous definition in the Urban Dictionary: foo-foo drink An alcoholic beverage that is way too pretty or feminine. These drinks are usually characterized by lots of whipped cream, multiple fruit decorations and/or umbrellas. Also, they tend to be low in alcohol content. As a newly single girl, I’m going foo-foo. Foo-foo so that I can sit at a bar, twirling a multi-coloured umbrella with suggestive fingers, all with cool soberness as I scan the room for something …
This poem written by Maya Angelo just inspires me to embrace womanhood. I’m a big Oprah fan, she “acted” out this poem when I went to see her last year when she was in SA, she is phenomenal and inspires me to be phenomenal. Phenomenal Woman Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them, They think I’m telling lies. I say, It’s in …
Delete that number. You know the one. The one you’ve dialed drunk, sober, morning and night since you met. The one you WILL dial drunk, sober, morning and night after you split. And really shouldn’t. If you’ve learnt it off by heart, perhaps you need to consider a small lobotomy. Now you can cry, wail and tear you hair out without prostrating your cellphonic self at the feet of the B&*%#RD. The word B&*%#RD, which should be screeched vitriolically at …
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