Tjoons To Do Things To

My life is like a music video, but not as fun. Well, ok not really but I have music playing almost all the time, and usually very loud and so it sometimes feels like I’m in a music video. Aaanyway, to get to the point, there is music (put-it-on-and-just-sommer-play-through) and then there’s music (play-play-again-wow, what-a-song). There are songs for everything. Everything.

Rox’s Tjoons To Do Things To

[1] Tjoons To Shag To:
* Cafe del Mar – Northern Lights
* Massive Attack – Unfinished Symphony
* Fleetwood Mac – Crimson and Clover

[2] Tjoons To Get Drunk And Rowdy To:
* Papa Roach – Last Resort
* The Offspring – Get A Job / Worst Hangover
* Leanne Rimes – Can’t Fight The Moonlight
* Bush – Come Down
* Green Day – When I Come Around
* Rage Against The Machine – Bombtrack
* Body Count – Body Count / Cop Killer
* Guns ‘n Roses – Used To Love Her

[3] Tjoons To Get Drunk And Morbid To:
* Def Leppard – All I Want Is Everything / in fact ANY DL song
* Alice Cooper – Poison
* Bon Jovi – Always
* Gabrielle – Dreams
* Roxette – Must Have Been Love

[4] Tjoons To Get Deep And Introspective To:
* Matchbox20 – Unwell
* Seether – Plastic Man
* Pearl Jam – Nothing Man
* Crosby, Stills & Nash – Haven’t We Lost Enough

[5] Tjoons To Get Happy Instantly To:
* DMX – Party Up
* Outkast – Hey Ya
* Dre – Rat-a-tat-tat
* Tom Petty – Free Falling
* Sublime – What I Got
* Aretha Franklin – Respect
* Limp Bizkit – Getcha Groove On

[6] Tjoons To Get Cheesy To:
* MC Hammer – Can’t Touch This
* Bonnie Tyler – I Need A Hero
* Village People – YMCA
* Bee Gees – Staying Alive

[7] Tjoons To Groove To:
* Moloko – Should’ve Been Could’ve Been
* Lark – Grey Evening
* Morcheeba – Trigger Hippy

I could go on and on forever, in fact it was hard enough narrowing these choices down. This is pretty much my day-to-day playlist… or rather it forms the basis of my running soundtrack – with a lot of other stuff in between.

Oh yes – and the Number 1 Tjoon To Have A Bad Day To? Limp Bizkit – Break Stuff. No other song will do when you’re having one of those days where you don’t want to wake up, everything is fucked, everybody sucks…!

Comments:

  1. Da Mario says:

    Hi Rox

    Should something be read into the order you classified the tjoons in? Like shag first, get drunk and rowdy, then drunk and morbid then…. you get the drift??

    Nice compilation of music, dated a DJ?

    Anywayz…

    Stay sweet
    DM

  2. Roxilla says:

    Hahaha, good point!

    Er, I dated a few dj’s in my time actually, but none were radio jocks, they were trance house, house and drum ‘n bass dj’s. I’m just a well balanced girl, besides which, I get bored easily so need variation!

  3. Daedalus says:

    “Tjoons To Shag To”? Bwhahahaha!
    Enigma-1 used to work well in it’s day ..
    BWHAHA!

  4. Roxilla says:

    Forgot about Enigma, Return To Innocence is also one for that list, haha!

  5. Roxilla says:

    Best Tjoon To Slack Off At Work To: The Offspring – The Kids Aren’t Alright. Daaaamn, what a song. Offspring rox, always good to play at work.

  6. Daedalus says:

    Enigma-1 still has that thing about it though … must be the Gregorian thing … kinda mixed up with the suttle female erm … sounds hahha

  7. DaveRich says:

    Hey, great blog. Nice selection of music ,For me though the Cafe del mar would be out, I run restaurants and I have to listen to that and Buddah Bar EVERY damn day. So that would be my last choice, especially for a shag.
    Keep up the great blogging and a have a safe Merry Xmas
    Dave

  8. Roxilla says:

    Thanks Dave – and happy holidays to you too.

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