foo foo

16
Oct
2006
Posted in Generalzilla 13 Comments

I found this fabulous definition in the Urban Dictionary:

foo-foo drink

An alcoholic beverage that is way too pretty or feminine. These drinks are usually characterized by lots of whipped cream, multiple fruit decorations and/or umbrellas. Also, they tend to be low in alcohol content.

As a newly single girl, I’m going foo-foo. Foo-foo so that I can sit at a bar, twirling a multi-coloured umbrella with suggestive fingers, all with cool soberness as I scan the room for something tasty. Brilliant for picking up men with promises of whipped cream experiences, mixed in with nibbly bits of strawberry. Since when is “way too pretty or feminine” a bad thing?

Time to become foo-foo, girls.

Comments:

  1. Daedalus says:
    October 17, 2006 at 10:07 am

    Don’t play with my Foo-Foo!

  2. Jamzilla says:
    October 17, 2006 at 10:09 am

    I’ll play with whoever’s foo foo I feel like.

  3. Daedalus says:
    October 17, 2006 at 10:13 am

    Bwhahahaah!!… You Foo-Foo you!

  4. ChewTheCud says:
    October 17, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    foo-foo = way-way overpriced drink-drink. Save the money for shots of tequila – nothing quite like getting foo-bar every now and again!

  6. Roxilla says:
    October 19, 2006 at 11:43 am

    When I do drink, I will drink foo-foo AND tequila. And Black Labels. Going foo-foo is cool, so is being way too pretty and feminine… as long as you don’t own a yappy dog. Hehehe, or call it anything that sounds like foo-foo. I like being feminine and pink, it makes it so much more funny when guys don’t believe that I can actually fight. ;-)

  7. Da Mario says:
    January 19, 2007 at 9:58 am

    You single? Am coming down to CT on 8&9 Feb. Will buy foo-foo drink. No need to twirl anything to get attention….