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- Delete that number. You know the one. The one you’ve dialed drunk, sober, morning and night since you met. The one you WILL dial drunk, sober, morning and night after you split. And really shouldn’t. If you’ve learnt it off by heart, perhaps you need to consider a small lobotomy. Now you can cry, wail and tear you hair out without prostrating your cellphonic self at the feet of the B&*%#RD.
- The word B&*%#RD, which should be screeched vitriolically at everything within earshot to help you through.
- Help you through the bowls of ice cream, the packets of cigarettes and the rivers of tequila you’re about to consume.
- Tequila, which should bolster your flogged self esteem as you stagger around yelling “I’m a Goddess!â€
- Along with all your mates whose loving (and patient) arms you’ll be collapsing into once the hangover kicks in.
- Repeat the above prescription just once. Then get up, get going ’cause you really are a Goddess and the B&*%#RD isn’t.
For shizzle!
Some men are fools, others are bastards.
and some are foolish bastards!
Congrats on the 3some!
Must say though, I assume that this advice is intended for other women only.
Sure I can delete phone numbers, binge eat and drink, scream out loud and collaspe drinking, but I have to draw the line at going around yelling ‘I’m a Goddess’
Somehow, just doesn’t feel right…maybe it’s just me??
Daedalus
Fool or bastard?
Chew
That’s more like it.
Revo
Find your inner Goddess. It might just help you score..
loved dat
Must remember to repeat ‘I am a goddess’ when confronted by the small pointy headed nincompoops who seem to be infesting my space recently!
Sound advice basically for LIFF! and the crap it seems to deal out on a regular basis….
Hmmm thought:
Maybe its not liff per se but our wondrous selves that despite the C*£P that life deals out still seem to go into optimist rosy glasses mode.
Gosh maybe thats why I can get through tomorrow! [revelation] (NOT!)
Erk
1 too many glasses of red wine went into above. going to sleep now.
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Revo, you’re funny, you goddess!!
Jam, I don’t have that problem with the phone number, I will rather die than phone them. And I keep numbers, want to know who is calling, and they always do. And when the hurt is gone, we usually end up being friends.
No amount of alcohol or swearing makes you feel better, only time does. My goodness, I sound like an old duck!
Hmmm, been a while since I last commented.
Warm welcome to an Unholy Trinity.
Will this mean Rox’ll leave her old blog?
Jamzilla
I tend to be a fool.
Always seem to “feel†too much and end up looking at the void once filled by some female.
InHerShoes
You old duck you!
You mean to say that the years added more “ice water†in them veins than blood?
cordslash
You can find Roxilla all over …
D, am I an ice queen because I don’t call an ex? Blah!!
All over, like a rash! Hehehe…!
Daedalus
Define “feel” too much?
Shoezilla
Well for all my advice, I haven’t touched a drop of alcohol or ice cream yet. But I did delete the number off my phone. I wish I could be the kind of person who just moves on but, like Daedalus, I tend to “feel” too much. However, I do finally believe that I ‘m learning a bit of self respect, and have not picked up the phone.
Shoezilla
Did not say you are an “Ice Queenâ€, nah … but, I am concerned that many-a-breakup can add cold blood. Getting over relationships that fast is certainly cause for concern. Personally, I am a bit of a softy, and, especially if I had good intent, and can carry that shit like luggage. I tend to keep the numbers, ak … phuck knows why. I am rather new on the breakup scene, I must admit (have only been playing the singles game for a year now, and it sucks). I mean … this morning I looked at my brother’s new born baby and that kinda changed a few things within.
Jamzilla
“Feel†as in get too “attached” too soon.
Ahhh D, I know what it feels like to see that new born baby, it’s such a miracle. The fact that I don’t phone, doesn’t mean I don’t hurt and that I get over it fast. K?
Sitting where I am now, I can see that you are one sharp woman Shoes. I wish I had that ability!
Love bites.
But I am a fool for it anyway, guess I am just not as hardcore as I wish I was!
Jam,
Yeah… Inhershoes can be as sharp as a razorblade